Category Archives: Creatures & Beasts

Zzzzzzzzzzz ……

Much like this bear, TDM is in a state of dormancy and rest. We are still breathing, slowly …. in …. and out. We’re dreaming.

…. We’ll see you soon.

xo, SS and SC

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Nicholas Cage Cats

… Need I say more?

You should really continue the laughs on BuzzFeed.

Sylvia “Thank-God-People-Think-This-Shit-Up” Stout

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How Inappropriate!

Why is it that every time we see a dog humping someone or something we are wildly amused? I cannot tell you how many times I have been at the dog park, accompanying my friends who have doggies, and witnessed some little (or big) go-getter attempt to get it on with a fellow, (and typically disinterested) K9.  Everyone just sort of stands there voyeuristically observing and laughing…

It’s not unlike this:

– Sylvia “Is-Going-To-Be-Late-For-Work-on-Account-of-Watching-Videos-of-Animals-Fornicating” Stout.

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Uhhhhh …..

I have no idea what to say about this image. I never have. All I know is that I can’t stop looking and laughing!!

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Aww Fuck NO!

If I saw this beast flying around IRL I would only be able to assume that hell had cracked open at its deepest core, expelling all malevolent demons to rape and pillage mankind. I would make haste to the closet apocalyptic weaponry shop and stock the fuck up. Then, most likely I would hide.

Sarah disagrees, she thinks that this flying fox looks relatively harmless and is almost kind of… cute. PUT DOWN THE CRACK PIPE MS. CYNTHIA! Whether he is, “simply enjoying his banana…”, or NOT… he needs to flap back into whatever nightmare he came from. Small bats, no problem, but this fucker is alarmingly and unpleasantly ginormous. Like Starship Troopers big; I mean clearly the military feels the need to get involved here. You know how some people say if you fell from a tall building you would die ‘several times’ before hitting the ground? This is the animal equivalent.

Visit cracked.com for 18 other images you won’t believe are not Photoshopped.

– Sylvia “Big-Bats-No-Bueno” Stout.

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Whooooooo Are Yoooooou?

Tonight is the night! We’re hosting a party to celebrate all things mennnnh. Poutini’s. 1112 Queen St W. Six till eleven. Be there.

And hey, in view of this event, we thought it might be a good time to introduce ourselves!

We are

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sarah Cynthia

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Sylvia Stout.

Enchantee ………..

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“Shake” – photographs by Carli Davidson

I love these photographs. Check out more here.

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Do Birds Snore?

Yes!!

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Silly Kitty

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Attack!

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